Some kids outside are playing car accident.
I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the ground, and the other kid is screaming at him to wake up to no avail. “Nooo! Wake up! Wake up! He’s dead! Noooo!’ So grim. So hilarious.
I love kids.
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
I HAVE NEVER GONE FROM HAPPY TO ACTUALLY CRYING REAL TEARS SO QUICKLY IN MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
oh this is cute
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
i don’t care what y’all say this is still funny as hell
I don’t watch the wrasslin’ but I like the cut of this guy’s jib.
You guys don’t understand.
Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.
And then the Muppets hosted.
AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENED.
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
quick someone we need to neutralise it DROP THE BASE
Can we just stop and talk about this for a minute?
Thresh doesn’t make an alliance. Thresh doesn’t waste time liking her. Thresh knows that either he must kill her or she must kill him for one of them to win.
But this is the only way he can repay her for protecting Rue when he couldn’t. It’s the only way he can repay her for honoring Rue when he couldn’t. He honors her by sparing her friend, the girl who would have died for her.
The revolution really doesn’t start with Katniss.
It starts with Rue.
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT